April Joy

Esteemed Readers,

The 1st of April always remind us that laugh prolongs life. Here are some jokes to celebrate the true beginning of spring:

A man, whose mother-in-law died, comes to a funeral home.

-Would you like to bury her, to cremate or to embalm? – The agency director asks.

– All together. Better not to risk.

***

Father tells his children:

– Once during a safari I killed 15 antelopes.

– But, father, – his son says, – last year you told that you did 12…

– Last year, – Father objects seriously, – you were too little to learn the whole truth…

***

A doctor, an architect & a politician dispute whose profession is more honoured & ancient.

The doctor says:

– Eve was created from Adam’s rib. Certainly, it was a surgery.

The architect:

– It is indeed. But earlier Order was created from Chaos.

The politician:

– Very well. And who has created the Chaos?

***

Pierino looks through an old photo album and suddenly asks his mother:

– Who is that handsome signore next to you?

– Your father he is!

– Hm…Then who is that stout and bold man living with us?

***

A zoo keeper writes to his director: ‘Our chimpanzee has died. Should we buy a new one or wait until your return?’

***

Two burglars burst into a psychic’s office & demand:

– Hang over the cash!

– God Lord! – the woman wonders. – I expected you to come only the next morning…

***

An astonished man tells to his friend:

– Marco, you can’t imagine what a misfortune has happened with a poor Paolo?

– What is it?

– He has escaped with my wife.

***

-Why are there more women than men?

– Because the nature is wise.

 

Maria KethuProfumo

 

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8 Responses to April Joy

  1. L.R.@TheRink says:

    Hey!! I have nominated you for the Liebster Award!! Check it out here: https://therinkcom.wordpress.com/2017/04/03/april-with-a-silver-lining/ !!


    L.R.
    THE RINK

  2. Nice BLOG!!! ADD my BLOG too!!! Kisses!!!

  3. theburningheart says:

    Enjoyed the jokes Maria! 🙂

  4. smilecalm says:

    a refreshing beginning
    to April,
    again 🙂

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